Earlier today msrobyn hit her 1000th post! Woo! I have only known Robyn a short time, but I have greatly enjoyed speaking with her and reading her posts. So in appreciation for her cool style (and the fact that she is moving back to Texas) I figured she needed a flirt thread. So bring your favorite flirts in here for a good time. I brought the video camera!
So here is a party hat for everyone, the keg is in the back, and the DJ is pumpin’ some phat beats. I am heading off for a shot and some smokes.
msrobyn, congrats! I baked you a cake for the occasion. I thought about bringing some leftovers but decided that wouldn’t be the best course of action. I’d offer you a cherry for that Shirley Temple but I seem to be out of cherries…hmmmmm.
sidenote, my presence here does not mean this thread should turn into an “all out orgy” thread
And I should note at this point that I would appreciate this thread not turning into an all out orgy as well since threads of that nature are notoriously difficult to moderate. So, please keep your slow-motion cybersex to e-mail this time around.
Eutychus…you just caused the greatest fit of laughter I got into while sitting like a dork at my desk in the office. I couldn’t count the number of heads that abruptly turned my way!
msrobyn what else can you offer me o…umm…err…to… drink???
[sub]since this is supposed to [sup]look[/sup]decent…
Let’s see… we’ve got a full bar and a bartender who’s made any kind of drink known to man (and, I think he’s made a few Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and, if you offer him a generous tip, may be persuaded to part with a shot or two of that 'ol Janx Spirit or a glass of fine Romulan Ale.)
So, amble back to the bar, have a little drinky-poo and mingle!
Woo hoo!!! Well since Robyn is the object of this party I guess it’s up to me to bring the brownies and Ice cream…there is some chocolate syrup and whipped cream available too. I will just put it on this nice red velvet tablecloth and hope nothing untoward happens…
Oh yeah, and the Rolling Pin sends their best wishes and a Turkey Sandwich…but I threw it away.
:Keith wanders over to the bar and gets a Diet Cherry Coke:
Robynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobyn!!!
1000!!! Woooooo!!! Congratulations, to the Robyn who cheerfully puts up with me in chat!
(I promise I won’t perch on your head when you see me on Sunday)
Lets see: you are witty, wise, sweet and one of my favorite people. I will have to think of something nice to do for you on this occasion.
/me drags her hot tub off the truck and sets it up in the backyard. /me brings out a jar of cherries for your Shirley Temples. /me buys a plane ticket for Mel Gobson, and instructs him not to flirt with ANYONE but Robyn.
I don’t care for hot tubs or this flirting shtuff (online, anyway…)
But MsRobyn is one of the good ones around here. So I’ll give it a whirl.
Hey, bardrinkfixer person, pour some beer on the rocks for me! I brought my new banana thong for the hot tub! What do you guys think? It’s a little to small. But mom said that it still looks regardless, so I decided to wear it.
::slides up to the ladies::
So, bitches…you wanna talk about my hairy back? You don’t know where a stud like me can buy some rubbers, do you? I know chicks love the word “rubbers”. Um…guess what? My toenail fungus is clearing up! Hopefully it won’t be contagious in this hot tub. Oh well, it’s not that bad anyway.
Where’d everyone go?
::walks off, wondering why he’s never invited to any of the nekkid threads::
::Passing out in the hot tub from the rush of hormones:: mouthbreather, didn’t yer momma ever teach you better than to pour beer over ice? Shame on you! hug
I have to say this in all sincerity. ::sets her drink down for a minute:: Some of my bestest and closest friends I have on this planet are people I know from this board. I have had the privilege of meeting some of you, will have the privilege of meeting more, and some of you I may never meet. I still consider you my friends. Y’all have taught me so much about a lot of things, some good, some not so good, and some that are downright interesting, and in the process, I’ve learned a lot about myself. OK… I’m gonna stop the speech right here.
::Takes her top off and jumps back in the hot tub with some nekkid oiled beautiful men::
I brought the video camera!
