Who turned out the lights??? :::grabs ** Spoke’s ** arm and hangs on:::
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I flirt all the time, i see nothing wrong with it 
That’s not my arm ultress!!! :eek:
It is dark in here!
:::Putting arm around ultress’s waist:::
Oops! Mis-judged your height! Sorry!
I turned the lights back on, you guys! What is the…oh. So, I forgot a couple of the switches, sorry! :o
<reaching over, purplebear turns the rest of the lights on, and goes back to sit with VB and drink the rest of her wine with him>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
My first double post, and all because of ** Spoke **. Hmmmm my waist is a little lower than that guy. Nice try.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Aw Falcon honey, don’t worry… I’ve got TWO arms! C’mere, sweetie…
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Woohoo! walking back over Nice flight suit, flyboy… batting eyes
Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?)
“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
Ohhhhhhhh, Falcon, Babe, those batting eyes get me every time!
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Hey! VB, I was here first! Oh, well, I guess I can share. sigh. So, is there anyone else out here that wants to flirt with me??
Pipefitter, how about you?
Roland, hello! have we met? I’m purplebear, glad to meet you!
<vainly trying to batt her eyes like Falcon did, maybe it’ll help her, she’s thinking>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
settles in on VB’s lap Well, since purp left, it’s just you and me, flyboy! bats eyes again
And pssst…purp! I’ll teach ya how to bat 'em later! grin
Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?)
“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
<blushing from finally getting attention>
Purp, no…we have never met…so do you come here often? <grining sinfully> hehe 
purplebear remarked:
Purplebear, I’m not gone yet. Just didn’t want to interrupt - you looked so happy over there. And to answer your question, a bare purplebear would be a start. 
Regarding backrubs, I used to give pretty good ones. But it’s been so long since I’ve had someone to practice on, I think I’ve forgotten how.
Shadowfox stated:
::Watching blond Amazon walk past completely oblivious to his existence.::
Oooh Shadowfox, I’ve always been partial to brunettes. Wanna pull up a seat? Whatcha havin’? Oh bartender!
mega the roo posted:
::Jaw falls open. Thinks to self, “Babbablblaba.”::
::Composes self. Discretely wipes drool off corner of mouth. Thinks to self, “Quick, say something charming and witty.”::
Uh, hi Mega, what’s that you’ve got there? And why are you pointing it at me? Say, are those shamrocks on your socks? I like shamrocks - they fit my motif. Can I get you something? A soda? A cocktail? A deep, mind-blowing kiss?
<linking an arm in each of Roland’s and Irishman’s arms, purplebear wanders off to find a quiet corner to flirt,uh, chat with both of these fine handsome men>
Let’s get acquainted better, now shall we? Here’s a beer for each of you, and a glass of white zinfandel for me. Now, shall we talk about whatever comes up??
<tries to batt her eyes, and gets a eyelash in one eye> Oww! :o
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
That’s okay, I’ll bring my own Coke. (Pass on the beer, thank you for offerring.) Now let me gaze into those lovely, erm, the lights are dim, I can’t seem to tell what color those eyes are.
Okay, so is this where I insert the double-entendre on “whatever comes up”?
Thank you, Irishman. Yes, pouff you have a coke in your hand now. And, for the record, my eyes are baby blue. giggle sure, I love double-entendres!
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
My My. I walk out of the room and look what goes on. ::slinks into a chair, crosses her legs, sips on her wine and watches the lusty looks being passed back and forth in the room::
I am not deliciously saucy.
Falcon in my lap? You’re as comfortable as ever, sweetie!
I don’t believe we’ve been this close since that incident in the library at Buckys.
Now, now, the zipper is low enough for now, m’dear. But maybe later…::whisper whisper::
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
<taking a large gulp of beer>
ahh…that hits the spot, thanks.
Oh wait! You have an eyelash in your eye purp…let me get that for you…
<blowing gently and seductivly into purp’s eye>
There…that’s better.
I do love a gal who knows how to slink!
:::Glancing at ultress…waiting for slap…:::