Flirting

Seems to be some going on around here . . . thought it might need its own thread.

So why not engage in a popular hobby ? And a darned fun one too ! Its mundane, its pointless, so share !

I’ll start :

Hey SwimmingRiddles, you have a very aristocratic beauty. Seems to me you need to be on a throne with a crown on your head and men at you feet. I fall upon my knees . . .

:wink:


“No one cares how pretty the souffle is, if the appetizer is turds-in-a-blanket.” Bill McNeil, NewsRadio

Oh, Moooo-hoooooo-hooooosie :wink:


Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk


"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Talk about music to my ears! Damn, you sure know how to talk to women, Coldy Clogs :wink:


“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

Hey, goddammit! You guys are marching on my turf. I was voted “Biggest Flirt - Male.” I think I just add a new sig line this post and my work here will be done.


Spank me, I’ve been naughty.

woooo hoooo
Oh Spoke…where are you???


I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

So many men, so litle time.

::psycat bats her eyelashes at the next man that walks in the room::


I will not use abbrev.

Damn, I like this thread.

I’ve never done this on the mb before…

well Hey psy, how YOU doing??

oh, yeah, I forgot, Nice home page brooke, you look fine!!!

:: unashamedly flirting ::

::blushing:: Thanks. Want half of my black market Twinkie?

'kay… wanna cup of Cap Colombie coffee? fresh brew?


“I’m a rebel, soul rebel. I’m a capturer, soul adventurer”
~Bob Marley

Get a room.

waiting for Vestal Blue to find this thread… :wink:

Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?)

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

uh…excuse me…did you wash those pants in DAWN “no why?” because I can see myself in them…SLAP!!!..

uh excuse me are your feet tired…SLAP!!!

(sits back down)


I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.

No, no, no, Buck. Trust me, I’ve heard this one. It’s: “Is there a mirror in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.”

Makes me cringe just remembering.

Fine, fine…

Oh, ChefTro-oy! {batting eyelashes} Yoo hoo! :wink:

Esprix, who doubts he’ll even see this thread


Ask the Gay Guy!

:::tears of laughter at Buck Naked :::


I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

hey brooke, If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

wearing his 70’s creme leisure suit and limegreen polyester tie


“I’m a rebel, soul rebel. I’m a capturer, soul adventurer”
~Bob Marley

Wrong thread, John. Pick Up Lines

any female wanna cyber with a 19/m?

any female wanna cyber with a 19/m?

any female wanna cyber with a 19/m?

any female wanna cyber with a 19/m?

any female wanna cyber with a 19/m?