Hey folks.
Is Ruffian in here? No? Maybe I’ll hang out a while and see if she shows.
John
I know that Princess Buttercup is somewhere around here. “Hi honey.”
YO! Babycakes! Where you been all my life, honey?
Just got a new flightsuit; wanna see it?
Bat bat!
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
a/s/l?
TMR
“You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma
WOW!! Can you fell the sexual tension in this thread??? I like it! 
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Giving all the lovely ladies the look.
:o
::Giving all the lovely ladies the look::
:o
Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting.
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng.
–Wyclef Jean
::Giving all the lovely ladies the look::
:o
Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting.
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng.
–Wyclef Jean
::Giving all the lovely ladies the look::
:o
Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting.
Fellas if you need help, use ginseng.
–Wyclef Jean
Well hello dere ultress!!!
[In best Pepe LePew voice:]
Come wiz me to zee Casbah…And on its dark and mysterious byways, you will learn zee ways of love…
Oohhhh amour…
I’m far too dark and mysterious to need to overtly flirt.
I can lick my eyebrows.
http://www.madpoet.com
“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,
And buried yourself in lies instead.
Next time I would rather be slain,
Than forced to bear your mercy again.
Yeah, what MadPoet said.
I have a black belt in Lick Fu.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
AAhhh Spoke, you have such a way with words, and that accent.
:::faints dead away::::
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
:::Reviving ultress with gentle kisses:::
Awake, my little lotus blossom…Zeee Casbah awaits!
Oubliez ce misérable charlatan spoke-! Un vrai artisan et poète de la langue française apparaît, et enchante votre oreille avec ses murmures langoureux. “Mademoiselle, vous êtes plus belle que la lune, vos yeux brillent plus fort que le soleil. Joignez-vous à moi pour une nuit d’extase!”
Damn! Busted!
OK, I’ll use my own idiom.
You shore got purty hair, ultress!! Wanna got out to the barn and hunt eggs with me?
Ooooooooooooh Arnold!
:fans herself:
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
Moosie, you mean that those web translators really work? (rushing off to get the translation for “You shore get purty hair, wanna hunt eggs with me”)
Arnold, I am a translator.
Translation: “When you ain’t got no casbah, you gotta make do.”
–As useless as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking.