Hey! How come no one called me?!
No, Moosie, I was joking that I had used a web translator. Nothing worse than a joke that falls flat. I … (splat! a tomato hits him in the face.) I need to go clean up now.
P.S. I already knew you’re a translator, you told me in an e-mail once. (batting eyelashes)
It only fell flat because I knew you spoke and wrote French.
I feel silly now :o
Flirting ? Did someone say flirting ?
You can’t have flirting without me !
MadPoet, if I were 20 years younger, you would be in trouble !
Ohhh Ursa Major, are you that tall all over ?
Wally, ok I got the room, heres the key.
Ok thats enough flirting for one post.
32 Bit Operating System
02 Bit Operator
Uh sorry folks , that was me not Lion, darn cookies !
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
ooooo Ultress, a southern belle, my fave !
You need to be kissed. A lot. By someone who knows how to do it right.
The fragrance of love, ah tis lovely.
If I were single, I’d say:
Oh Handy…let’s see how nimble those finger are!
Ursa Major…wanna come hibernate in my cave?
SingleDad…mmmm…you’ve got promise!
But I’m married, so I’ll let you guys have a [look](http://www.sammivision.com/my family.htm), just to be a tease.
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Hi there! hehehehe! I just arrived, been gone too long I see! I may be married, but I love to flirt! I was looking for VB, but I can see he’s busy with Falcon over there. sigh. the story of my life… 
So, UncleBeer, I’ll spank you, come over here!
hey, psy, you stole my line…
Demo! Glad to see you here!
hey, MadPoet, can you really? can I watch?
Lexi, dear, I’m right here!! I was looking for you too!
Okay, I guess that’s enough flirting for one post.<hey, didn’t I see this line already?>
sorry, Ayesha. to steal your line. 
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Bahahaha. That’s my Grandmother. Let’s see if this works:
http://www.sammivision.com/pictures.htm
Sorry if I freaked you out.
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sue, that pic of your little girl has put a smile on my face that will last all night. That expression is simply priceless. LOL
Nothingman…Thanks! She’s wicked cute. Did you see this priceless shot?
http://www.sammivision.com/sammi-1.htm
WARNING: Nudity!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Lovely family you have there.
(Gee never thought I would say that while “flirting”.)
Hey, that is supposed to be a secret!
Please don’t tell all the other guys that the way to a woman’s heart is through her family!
:::NothingMan becomes Sue’s alternate should hubby kick the bucket:::
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mah momma tole me to come o’er here and tell you yure purty.
So, how you doin’?
I’m thinkin’ I should be moving over the bay area ;). Keep your fingers crossed ladies.
So . . . uh, just how healthy is hubby ?
Just kiddin. You two look very happy.
Perhaps someday i will find that SO too.
BTW, where is SwimmingRiddles ? Geez, its like she sleeps at night or something . . .
Well I am SINGLE so I can flirt away. Hey, [Bold] SPOKE [/Bold] I even have my own basket for the eggs sweetie.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
ok, who wants to tell me how to do the bold, since I seem to have forgotten how
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Heya ultress! I think there may be some eggs up in the hay loft…
::waggling eyebrows::