Hey cutie pie, can I push your stool in for you?
(I know…ewwwwwwww…but I heard that the other day and I don’t know where else I’ll ever get to use it.)
Let me try again:
saucy wink Hey, wanna get dressed up and come to the midnight show of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” with me? You can be one of the drag queens and I’ll be the bus.
Chef Troy, who ALWAYS sees threads like this.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. No more fucking ABBA.
This has been a Priscilla moment. It was brought to you by three Australian drag queens in the desert, one straight chick in Vermont, and the number 5.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. No more fucking ABBA.
This has been a Priscilla moment. It was brought to you by three Australian drag queens in the desert, one straight chick in Vermont, and the number 5.
pardon my double post.
Sigh. Looks like Falcon flirted and left.
Yo! Purplebear! You are beary cute! Wanna hibernate with me? wink wink
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
<blushing profusely at VB’s compliment, purplebear batts her baby blues his way>
Why, thank you, my sweet! I’ll come hibernate with you anytime…wink wink
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Alright! See you in the Fall honey!
Being a bright sunshiny day in Boise, VB strolls jauntily out to his plane, zipping up his flightsuit on the way…“Now for some aerobatics…”
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Well, I’m not much of a flirt. Usually I just walk into a room, and the women come to me. So, here goes…
…ahem…
::: whistling softly ::::::
<giggling, purplebear debates about telling VB that she may be there even sooner…> 
Oh, Vestal, dear… wait up!
<purplebear runs up to him, showing him that he’s got something, uh, oh,my! caught in his zipper…>
That has GOT to hurt! :o
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Never mind. Sniff
::: Backs up slowly to the door. :::
OH, my! I’m so sorry, I was momentarily distracted by VB, but since he’s leaving anyway…
Hello! RD, how are you today??
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
[BlatantEgoBoostingInProgress]Hey, I’m having a bad hair day. Could someone tell me I have an Aristocratic beauty to bolster my self-esteem?[/BlatantEgoBoostingInProgress]
VB sticks is head back in the door briefly:
Ok Swimming, You have an aristocratic beauty that takes my breath away; kinda like Eve.
Oh, and honey, a flight helmet hides a multitude of sins! grin
(VB ducks as swimming throws a hairstyle magazine at him)
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Oh, but purplebear, that picture was taken before I lost my cool glasses and when I was having a fantastic hair day. Now my hair can’t decide if it wants to be frizzy or lifelessly straight, I am bloated, my eyes are puffy because my cat woke me up at 5:00, and I couldn’t get back to sleep.
I am not as that picture makes me appear. But thanks, I needed that!
Hmmm the loft sounds like an excellent place to start, plenty of hay.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
:rolleyes: I’d have gotten up and walked out of the bar at that point! 
Ooo, how coy. As long as I get to be the cock in a frock on a rock!
Esprix
OK ultress…you head on up the ladder first. I’ll be right behind you…er…in case you slip or something…