By NothingMan:
Well, I keep feeding him all the right foods, but he just won’t have that heart attack!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’m out of practice with flirting (marriage does that to you!) but I give great foot rubs. Any of you lovely ladies want a foot rub? 
Of course I’ll go first, and as a true southern gentleman I know you’ll avert your eyes as I climb…
Footrubs, now there’s a proposition RTF
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
::averting eyes::
Hey! Where’d she go???
Dammit RTF! Get your grimy paws off of ultress’s feet!
::Wanders off to hunt eggs alone::
sniff
RTFirefly, I’d LOVE a foot massage! Oh, my!! I’ll be right there!!! Honey, if you’re aws good as you say, I’ll do just about anything for you!!!<except, uh, hmm, eh, you know,>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
:o oh, dear. I checked!! really I did!!!
it should say ‘AS good as’ :o
Swimming, thank you, too. Glad it helped. as for the other stuff, the hair, eyes and all, that’s just temporary extenal stuff. not important.
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
purplebear, I’ll get to you as soon as I’m done with ultress. Should only be a few minutes, here.
ultress, put your foot in my lap, let’s start with the heel, then work our way up sloooowly… Now, how does that feel? By the time I’m done, you’ll be able to dance up that ladder to the loft!
Now, a little pressure under the arch…right there, you say? We’ll give that spot a little more attention…
Sigh Here I am, all alone, with hubby off in the desert…and no one to rub my feet…
Okay, RTF, I’ll wait right over here for you to finish up with Ultress.
<sitting patiently, purplebear hums quietly to herself>
I’d do a lot for a great foot rub!!
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Awww (patting RD on head) no need to get all upset about it…
ReservoirDog, Catrandom – kinda cute, huh?
Catrandom
::Standing quietly in corner watching all the other guys hit it off so well wishing he could be so smooth::
Sue Duhnym, ooh la la. You tease. (And the grandmother pic sure put a damper on that mood.) Now if I can find an aristocratic beauty who isn’t married.
::bumps into SwimmingRiddles::
Oh, excuse me. Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? I think it was my dreams last night. ::wink wink:: Wait, that sounds wrong. Sorry, hope that didn’t insult you. I’ll just go.
::Walking up to purplebear::
Purple is such a pretty color - and so unique on bears. I could use a bare- um, bear. Bear with me, I’m new at this. Wait, did I just make a bad pun? Great, now I’m lame and tacky. This is going great.
::moseying over to MoosieGirl::
Ah, a Canadian. I hear those winters get cold. Would you like a little bedwarmer?
(Hmmm. Methinks using the word “little” wasn’t the right approach.) ::Sigh::
::spying Ayesha:: Me-oww! Oh look out, her comes the Lion! ::running for life::
::Sees Ultress is busy:: (DAMN!)
::Can’t find psycat90::
::Strolls back over to corner to brood::
::Trying to decide between beating head on table and getting drunk. Can’t decide which will hurt less tomorrow. Leaning towards beating head on table.::
[Shameless name dropping] Miche-elle?! Where are you? [/shameless name dropping]
If Mega the roo walks in, I’m over here in the corner. I’d say something, but I’m overwhelmed. She leaves me tongue-tied. (I said “tongue”.)
Now, now Sue.
I recommend lots of red meat and beer. If you can grill the red meat by pouring beer on it, even better.
You need to put that pic of the tiny Princess right on this thread. I started it, so I think its legal.
Maybe its a reminder of how lucky one can truly be if the flirting gets good.
OOOOOHHHHH RTF you are as good as you say. I must be off now…have to find Spoke and collect those eggs.
:::wanders off with her basket looking for Spoke::::
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Oh,Irishman! I’m so sorry. I must have dozed off there for a second or two, while waiting for my foot rub.<still waiting,BTW, RTF ;)>
Come on over here and talk to me. giggle I do have one question for you. You could sure use a bare what? giggle
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Glad to have been of service, ultress! Yes, indeed, go track down spoke-, he’s pining for you.
purplebear, it’s your turn, if you’re not too distracted by the Irishman…if you are, I see Lucretia waiting to push you aside - it’s months before Bluesman will be back to rub her feet, after all!
Uh, hi! I’d flirt, but I forgot how.
Soooo…everyone pay attention to Shadowfox, okay? Thanks.
This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here.
::: walking in with her new (and very shiny) tongue-untier :::
if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.
I’m right here!! I’m here!! Me next!! Sorry, Lucretia, you’ll have to wait your turn. hehehehehe.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <starts humming…'heaven, I’m in heaven…>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Ouch! (rubbing my ribs where purplebear elbowed them on the way through :))
I’ll just be over here, RT, with my feet propped up on the couch, whenever you are ready…
(scanning the room, ready to body slam anyone who tries to get in line ahead of me…)