Florida and guns. They just don't get it...

The workaround is to drink while shooting.

No, Mr. I’m Just Asking Retarded Questions To Be An Asshole, it is not.

Long story, but I can’t shoot for shit when I’ve had a couple drinks.

But hearing a gun go “WHAM” (under controlled conditions!) is actually really pleasant when you’re under the influence. I would totally dig hanging with some buddies in a modern-looking LED & glass lounge while some crazy bastard behind a ballistic window unloads a .50 cal or AR-15 into a watermelon. But I’d really want to know the shooters are dry (like have a Interlock device at the door to the range), and the guns are secured before they join me at the bar.

So if someone’s lying on the floor after a double shot, it might not be nefarious?