Ok, I did. Now what?
That’s definitely not one of those low-flow toilets…sucked the OP right down too.
What’s an ass-gasket?
(seriously)
I’m guessing someone left one of those paper donuts on the shitter. You know, those make really good Kleenex afterwards.
superbee, you just made my day.
Ass gaskets= Free Cowboy Hats! Hooray!
“Ass-gasket” was coined here on the boards a while back as a term for those little paper seat covers. Do a search…as I recall, the original thread was quite funny.
Y’know, there was a stand-up comic who used this gag (punching out ass-gaskets with his forehead… something about the manufacturing process of same, IIRC) a long buncha time back. He used to tag along with Gallagher, the Sledge-o-Matic guy… Bill Weinbauer? Google’s leading me on a goose chase trying to find a cite for this. What was that clown’s name?
Oh wait. Here’s something.
Which is worse… that I remembered this, or that I found it?
I’ll tell you what’s worse.
Remembering that Bill Kirchenbauer had a sitcom a while back. I can’t remember the name offhand, but he had a whole boatload of kids (Catholic school girls as I recall).
That’s what’s worse.
Cowboy hats…snort!
Now I’m scared
Cripes, black font on a dark grey background.
I’m not frightened, I’m blind!
Aaaaahhhhhh!!! A Nightmare on TGIF! Curse you, scout, curse your black heart for dredging this up…
You’re right, of course, that is worse. I’d completely forgotten that bloody show. BTW, thanks a heap for that link, superbee. It’s not like I’m getting creeped out enough reading the VVC thread at this hour, as it is…
Why is it that people always think if they saw it for the first time here that it was coined here? I have heard that term for years.
Here a few Google mentions:
Story from 1994 referring to the term being used in the 1960’s
Haj
P.S. Og Smash predates the SDMB too.