Fly Finnair, Earn Breast Implants

Yes, it’s now possible to redeem frequent-flier miles for plastic surgery, at least for customers of Finnair. Amassing the 3.18 million points needed for a boob job requires a mere 120 round-trip business-class flights between Helsinki and New York, according to Bloomberg.

That’s an odd promotion. Are they desperate for customers because they’re in danger of going tits-up?

Well, that or going bust. Either way it’s a point in their favor.

Two points.

In the event of a water landing, your frequent flyer rewards may be used as a floatation device.
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, please remember that your frequent flyer rewards are non-refundable.
Thank you for flying Finnair.