Yes, it’s now possible to redeem frequent-flier miles for plastic surgery, at least for customers of Finnair. Amassing the 3.18 million points needed for a boob job requires a mere 120 round-trip business-class flights between Helsinki and New York, according to Bloomberg.
That’s an odd promotion. Are they desperate for customers because they’re in danger of going tits-up?
Well, that or going bust. Either way it’s a point in their favor.
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