Flying car or flying horse?

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Guinastasia

I picked horse, although I’d really rather have a hippogriff – is that an option?

Hippogriffs are man-eaters. J. K. Rowling lied to us all.

[Guinastasia]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Hippogriffs are man-eaters. J. K. Rowling lied to us all.

Yeah but I still want one.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Skald, my first tweet was “Forget the flying car, where’s my flying horse?”

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Dendarii_Dame

Skald, my first tweet was “Forget the flying car, where’s my flying horse?”

I have directed the Catering Department to double your cheesecake ration.

[Boyo_Jim]

How about a flying horse trailer so I can tow any horse through the air with me?

Eh, give me a car with OnStar, and fuck the chatty horse.

[stillownedbysetters]

pfffftt - no question, the horse. When time comes for the next round of human epics, whatcha gonna wanna read about - some dude in a special car? (been done - see BTTF) or some mighty badass chick on a magic horse…and WITH a light saber? Not to mention the much better movie it would make.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@stillownedbysetters

pfffftt - no question, the horse. When time comes for the next round of human epics, whatcha gonna wanna read about - some dude in a special car? (been done - see BTTF) or some mighty badass chick on a magic horse…and WITH a light saber? Not to mention the much better movie it would make.

You are correct, but what is BTTF?

[stillownedbysetters]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

You are correct, but what is BTTF?

Ack, shame on me. I hate obscure acronyms, but thought this one wasn’t. It’s Back to the Future.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@stillownedbysetters

Ack, shame on me. I hate obscure acronyms, but thought this one wasn’t. It’s Back to the Future.

:smack:

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Boyo_Jim

How about a flying horse trailer so I can tow any horse through the air with me?

Eh, give me a car with OnStar, and fuck the chatty horse.

I have directed the Catering Department to randomly poison 1/6 of all your rations.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I have directed the Catering Department to randomly poison 1/6 of all your rations.

Tell 'em to poison 1/6th of all my horse’s rations.

[swampspruce]

Tell you what, I’ll pick the horse so long as her personality (Yes, I read the OP. No I don’t want a gelding), so long as her personality is roughly the same as Ariel the Unicorn’s.Surrounding myself with smartass women more intelligent than me seems to keep me out of trouble; ish.
Otherwise, I’m going with a 1969 Olds Vistacruiser or maybe a 61 E Jag convertible in BR Green. Not sure where to put the blaster but out the front would be my pick.