A 1.5oz. jar of Cream of Tartar that still has 1.49 oz. in it after 35 years.
Pickled lemons
That container of unidentifiable stuff in the back of the fridge’s bottom shelf.
unopened Ramen foil flavor packet
the jar of homemade vegetable soup that the lady who owned the house before us left behind, with the date clearly handwritten a freakin’ 15 years earlier
The tin can without the label that nobody can even remember what it is.
Also known in certain circles as “grape drank,” and is composed of just three ingredients, according to noted grape drink enthusiast Dave Chappelle: water, sugar, and purple.