Food Feast

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack

Housekeeping too

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack
  5. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and…coffee

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack
  5. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and…coffee
  6. A big bowl of goldfish

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack
  5. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and…coffee
  6. A big bowl of goldfish
  7. Leftover pizza

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack
  5. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and…coffee
  6. A big bowl of goldfish
  7. Leftover pizza
  8. Haggis

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack
  5. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and…coffee
  6. A big bowl of goldfish
  7. Leftover pizza
  8. Haggis
  9. A leftover half-can of flat, warm Diet Coke®

Parts of a really incomplete breakfast

  1. Chocolate chip cookies
  2. Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  3. A nice cup of ranch dressing
  4. A shot of Jack
  5. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and…coffee
  6. A big bowl of goldfish
  7. Leftover pizza
  8. Haggis
  9. A leftover half-can of flat, warm Diet Coke®
  10. That two pound bag of candy you got at half-price a week after Halloween

Pass.

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
    totally fictional, I assure you

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout
  5. Cockroach Primavera

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout
  5. Cockroach Primavera
  6. Cream of maggot soup

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout
  5. Cockroach Primavera
  6. Cream of maggot soup
  7. Barf Stroganoff
    Also possibly a band name

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout
  5. Cockroach Primavera
  6. Cream of maggot soup
  7. Barf Stroganoff
  8. Smegma on toast

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout
  5. Cockroach Primavera
  6. Cream of maggot soup
  7. Barf Stroganoff
  8. Smegma on toast
  9. Cobalt ravioli

Foods that man was not meant to eat:

  1. Licorice bran flakes
  2. Actual finger sandwiches
  3. Toothpaste flavored orange juice
  4. Tungsten ragout
  5. Cockroach Primavera
  6. Cream of maggot soup
  7. Barf Stroganoff
  8. Smegma on toast
  9. Cobalt ravioli
  10. Upchuck steak

Pass

Foods that give you bad breath:

  1. Sardine & onion sandwiches.

Foods that give you bad breath:

  1. Sardine & onion sandwiches.
  2. Garlic chutney

Foods that give you bad breath:

  1. Sardine & onion sandwiches.
  2. Garlic chutney
  3. kimchi