For Don123 and his fuckwit brethren

[Oliveritaly]

I just want to know WHAT a hydrocephallic dwarf is and where the ‘two-dollar whores’ are.

[Darth_Nader]

4chan. Don’t go there.

[Cheshire_Human]

@Guinastasia

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until ivan is banned? I figure it’s going to happen sooner or later.

I predict less than an hour after you posted this.

ivan astikov has been banned

Note the time of your post, and compare… Good call!

[Guinastasia]

@Cheshire_Human

@Guinastasia

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until ivan is banned? I figure it’s going to happen sooner or later.

I predict less than an hour after you posted this.

ivan astikov has been banned - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board

Note the time of your post, and compare… Good call!

bows

[SteveG1]

@BrainGlutton

@SteveG1

Of course, according to the same rules, we can NEVER be satisfied.

No, real satisfaction would require a five-dollar whore at least.

My folks always said,

“You get what you pay for”.

The good stuff always costs a lil bit more

[gonzomax]

@Lobohan

@ivan_astikov

I was born around the same time as Obama, and I still have a 48 yr old piece of paper that says where I was born and other shit. I’m sure there must be another copy of it in some record depository somewhere, and it’ll be exactly the same as mine, only a bit crisper. If I wanted an extra copy of my birth certificate and told them I didn’t have this one in my possession, I’d expect a proper replica to be available, not a modern update of it. And if I was hoping to keep my job as the president, I’d insist that the original document used for “the copy” was made available.

They give you what Obama has (well if you were born in Hawaii).

Get it through your head simpleton, they give you what Obama has presented. The originals are in an archive and they don’t give them out, it’s policy. Every single person born in Hawaii would get the same sort of certificate if they were to re-order them today.

Which proves conclusively that nobody has ever been born in Hawaii.
Racism and birthers is an interesting connection ,not to be ignored. A black can not be smart enough to be president. He must have cheated to get there.

[irae]

@ivan_astikov

Yes, Einstein. In a battle of wits, I’d shit on you in my sleep.

Mental image of Ivan shitting during a battle of wits prompts longtime lurker, Irae, to actually log on and comment!

Well played, Sir!

[SteveG1]

@suranyi

@ivan_astikov

I was born around the same time as Obama, and I still have a 48 yr old piece of paper that says where I was born and other shit. I’m sure there must be another copy of it in some record depository somewhere, and it’ll be exactly the same as mine, only a bit crisper. If I wanted an extra copy of my birth certificate and told them I didn’t have this one in my possession, I’d expect a proper replica to be available, not a modern update of it. And if I was hoping to keep my job as the president, I’d insist that the original document used for “the copy” was made available.

I was born in 1962 in Pennsylvania, the year after Obama. I HAD that piece of paper, but I lost it several years ago. THERE IS NO OTHER COPY OF IT.

Alien!!

Conspiracy!

ALIEN CONSPIRACY!!!

[Skywatcher]

@Ludovic

Don 123 and the Fuckwit Brethren would make a good banned name.

“Don and His Fuckwit Brethren” would be a good name for a bluegrass band.

[SteveG1]

@Lute Skywatcher

@Ludovic

Don 123 and the Fuckwit Brethren would make a good banned name.

“Don and His Fuckwit Brethren” would be a good name for a bluegrass band.

Pretty good. but it would be PERFECT for a psychobilly band

[Troy_McClure_SF]

@gonzomax

Racism and birthers is an interesting connection ,not to be ignored. A black can not be smart enough to be president. He must have cheated to get there.

…and must have been smart enough to outwit the entire federal government.