I won’t go into any detail about the real-life reason for this thread. Suffice to say that it is incredibly silly. You can read the following scenario if you wish, but I think the thread title is clear enough.
For the masochists among you:
Imagine that you are Thor, God of Thunder–Marvel Comics version. Mightiest of Earth’s heroes. For purposes of this discussion, your powers are super-strength, invulnerabiliy, flight, a nitfy enchanted hammer, and magical control of the weather. You can instantly create any weather condition you feel like, and said condition will continue as if naturally until you return your attention to meteorology. It’s back in the days when the Marvel Universe was not as lousy with superbeings as it is nowadays: the only other super-heroes are the FF, original five X-Men, and the original Avengeers + Cap. Clearly, in this case, you’re the baddest mama-jama in the world by a good long shot.
Anyway…one day, Manhattan gets invaded by, oh, the Kree. They’re not fooling around: they intend to level the city and kill as many humans as they can, except for hot chicks whom they’ll rape first. You’re off in Asgard being thunder-godly when the shit hits the fan, so the lesser heroes are left to fight without you; they, along with the armed forces, fight valiantly but pretty much hopelessly, and in short order get captured or killed or injured too badly to fight.
Until you arrive, that is. Being Thor, you swiftly set about kicking bad-guy ass, as that is, after all, your gig. But in addition to the giant robots and hordes of infantry and so forth, you have horrible fires to deal with; all of Central Park is already ablaze, and the inferno is spreading with ludicrous speed to ther parts of Manhattan. You can’t spare the time to concentrate on the fires, as the children in PS 181 are about to be attacked. But you can’t let the fires continue either.
Do you summon a thunderstom, a blizzard, or a mighty wind?
Rhymers have already been surveyed and no consensus has been reached.