From the described sound effects, tell what’s going on.
(Loud scream)
(Screeching of tires)
(Loud crash)
Answer: auto collision. :rolleyes:
(few footsteps)
(faint sound of rubber surfaces sliding on each other)
(rustling of clothing)
(plunking sound of metal against metal)
(sound: “click-a-click–click-a-click–click-a-click”)
(footsteps continue and fade into distance)
(sound of engine accelerating)
Answer: Person boarding bus and dropping coins into (old-fashioned) fare box.
Post your own clues as to what’s happening, but don’t add the answer until the rest of us get frustrated trying to identify it. 
:mad:
Hey! You didn’t give us a chance to guess any of yours!
(murmur of conversation)
(air raid sirens go off)
(continuing murmur of conversation)
Sorry about that, Osiris. :o
Yours is: Monthly testing of sirens as heard by people at Starbucks or similar place nearby.
1.
(water running)
(rubber scraping sound)
(click of switch)
(loud, even roaring sound)
(water and roaring sound stop)
2.
(door closing)
(giggles)
(long series of fabric rustling sounds and dropping to floor)
(squeaking of bed springs)
(noisy kissing)
(assorted moaning and aahing sounds)
(repeated faint squishing sounds)
(voices getting louder, finally squealing very loud) 
3.
(sound of impact in leather)
(similar sound, very distant)
(crunching sound of metal on dirt, same distance)
(grunt)
(light whooshing sound)
(loud impact against wood)
(very loud cheering)
(grunting)
(louder grunting)
(even louder grunting)
(a “pfffft” sound)
(grumbling)
(scurry of people standing around)
(grin insues)
Yours is a guy farting in a crowd, That Guy.
Mine are:
- Person using a garbage disposal
- Two people having sex. (DUUUUUUHHHHHH…:rolleyes: )
- Pitcher throwing ball; batter hitting home run
A new one:
(engine churning)
(churning fading and stopping)
(person cursing loudly)
(door and hood slamming loudly)
(steps fading into distance)
A car stalling and the guy walking away?
(sound of shoes coming closer)
(change jingling in pockets)
(coin being dropped into a slot)
(music starts to play)
Person putting money in a jukebox?
(ticking)
(rapidly moving footsteps)
(clicking sound)
(jingling of metal objects)
(lock unlocking)
(door opening)
(wheels sliding)
(tapping of fingers on plastic)
(electronic device warming up)
(wheels sliding again)
(receding footsteps)
(pouring liquid)
(approaching footsteps)
(door closing)
(slurping)
(styrofoam object being dropped)
(heat sizzle)
(wheels sliding again)
(chair slamming against wall)
(load cursing)
(rustling of papers)
(tearing of papers)
(paper pressed against cloth)
(more cursing)
(windows ME theme)
(computer beeping loudly)
(computer shutting down)
(door opens)
(receding footsteps)
(steps up stairs)
(door opening)
(pidgeons rustling)
(steps on gravel)
(gravel falling down large distance)
(rustling wind)
(man leaping)
(wind howling)
(splatter)
Hey, Ienin, don’t give anybody ideas! I’ve had days like that…
(door closing)
(faint creaking sounds of metal on metal)
(fabric rustling slightly)
(vigorous breathing)
(loud female voice moaning)
(rhythimc breathing and rocking of tabletop, getting faster and faster)
(moaning turning to loud screaming)
(screaming turns piercing and very loud)
(final long moan/scream)
(short silence)
(clipping of scissors)
(slapping sound)
(tiny voice crying)
(weary female voice in happy sobs)
Nobody guessed? It’s a delivery in the maternity ward. 
New one:
(sound of bedsprings flexing)
(sound of approaching automobile, engine stopping)
(sound of keys in door)
(sound of door opening and closing)
(startled screams)
(sound of rustling fabric)
(angry male voice cursing)
(bare footsteps running into distance)
(gunfire)
What?? There wasn’t any dialogue there!
It’s an argument between two mimes.
Either that, or the plot summary of “The Little Prince”.
Good one…
(sound of horsehooves)
(horsehooves stop)
(sound of slingshot)
(sound of horsehooves)
This one’s a joke my Latin teacher told me back in junior year.
Originally posted by iampunha
David (of the Bible) on horseback? 
Incorrect.