Strange, I don’t remember posting this.
I agree with whatever Agent Whiskey Towers Foxtrot said.
How about Aging Towels?
That’s a pretty unique username.
If either you or Argent Foxtrot were to choose it, and stick with it, then all the confusion would end.
Now I’m going to change my name to Agent Foxhot.
Oddly, I don’t seem to have ever had this problem.
Now you’re getting the hang of it. From those ones my favorites are (in ascending order):
Agent Foxtrot Everywhere
Thought About It
Fork The Extra Scratch
Or I Was Here First, Dammit
That sounds like the spaghetti code labels I wrote in 9th grade.
Anyway, I think this will all be easily resolved if everybody just changed their user names to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Or Rufus Ptang-Ptang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel.
mmm
I was going to suggest Whiskey Tango Foxtrot myself. 
Or if you want to try something that will guarantee no one will confuse you two, Our Gent Hours.
If there was a Doper named Bumper Pool I would probably be confused with him a lot.
-Stranger
Me neither. Weird.
The board seems suddenly have a whole bunch socks.
**Argent Towers **changed his name a while back because this was a problem. Why was he allowed to change it back?
Just call me Argyle. Argyle Troutfarm.
Have you met my sister, Angel Troutface?
-Joe
If I were you I’d change my name to Bruce and write a song about it. Should be pretty decent therapy.
And that cocksucker Billfish876 has caused me more grief than you can imagine.
{Waves}Hi there!
That really got me foxtrotting around the towers.
I don’t know, but I assume it’s because he wanted his old name back. Or do you mean that the Powers That Be should force him to pick a different name because some people get two posters mixed up?
Well, Special Agent Foxtrot was there first, dammit. And remember - we Dopers *prefer *it when our mods get all Benevolent Dictator on us.
And while we’re at it, I think Martin Luther King, Jr. should have been punished - twice. The Protestant Reformer Martin Luther was there first AND then King had the nerve to totally rip off his dad’s username!! WTF is up with that!?! Where’s a Reality Mod when you need one to put the smackdown on this anarchy?!
Still waiting for the mod announcement that these two posters have been merged.