For the last time, I am not Argent Towers.

I’m changing my name to Argentinian Flowers.

I’ll change my name to Magdil Kesef haShu’al.

“Silver Tower the Fox.” or, Argent Towers Foxtrot.

I agree with what Gabby said !!

Think I’ll change mine to Tour Agent. Or maybe Towering Gent. FOX Agent?

Mine shall be Sargent Trowers.

I’ve changed my mind - I want dibs on Ardent Trousers.

The ardent brown fox jumped over the lazy tower.

Rahwer!

You minx - I *bet *you want dibs on ardent trousers. ;):smiley:

Waitminnit, now it appears our favorite Agent has you covered there, too: Why are my pants so complicated?

:wink:

Dude, can I get you a shovel to help you dig that hole deeper for yourself?

Dammit, Agent Foxtrot, you can’t have all the good usernames!

Sez you! :mad:

Who doesn’t?

How’s about Ageist Trowels?

Your logic is inescapable. :slight_smile:

I think next time there’s a SDMB hangover weekend, we should ALL be Argent Towers.

If anyone can claim Argent Towers, it’s me! Ivory may not be silver… But close!

:slight_smile:

I was on vacation.

I’m back now, though.

Rev-ruh!

Ok, this is trippy, but let me tell you a lil’ story:

When I first noticed Argent Towers, it was about the Hogg thing. I had never heard of the book, so I decided to google it. I found a wiki article, and if ever I wanted to unread something, that was the time. The whole thing was just gross on some scary level that I couldn’t describe, and I just wanted the whole imagery out of my head. One of the parts that bothered me was the fact that the kid in the story had a thing for : spoilering this, because the wording seems a bit much in MPSIMS

that white stuff that grows under the ridge of the head of a dick on men who don’t keep their dicks clean

So, it turns out that the stuff is called smegma, which I am willing to admit, I was ignorant to that fact and decided to look up the wiki article on that. Low and behold, there is a picture of smegma-laden penis.

Then, I came across your user name, and always wanted to ask if there is a connection. So, full circle…Argent led me to your user name and now I am asking you about your user name in a thread about Argent’s user name.

I forgot how I thought this all added up somehow, but I am on my first tequila shot before hitting the town, so don’t bother me.

Seriously! One’s hung like a plow horse, the other one has micro penis.

I thought I asked you to return those photos, astro.