Well, here’s your chance to Play Doctor
Note: This one is only a game. It is very inaccurate, but its kinda fun.
Warning: The following may be too intense for some viewers/readers.
For those with a bit more courage and expertise, we have the Pre-Hospital Simulator. This one is used to help train EMTs. Its got some funny moments.
Then we have theTrauma Simulator This is used to get med students’ feet wet without killing anyone.
For those who need ACLS practice, I offer the ACLS Simulator ACLS stands for Advanced Cardiac Life Support. Most doctors and ICU nurses are required to know it in their sleep.
I still can’t cut into the peritoneum properly and always nick the intestines. There was a Life And Death 2, centered around brain surgery. I’ve heard the various reaction tests, quick eye exams, etc are very accurate copies of actual medical procedure. Bootleg copies of L&D2, besides being ilegal, tend to have an error and not include the actual surgery portion of the game.
Coincidentally, I was just rocking it old school a few weeks ago.
“Let’s see… palpate the abdomen, pain is widespread, this looks like intestinal gas … better operate. It’ll get the gas out fastest.”
“Let’s see… palpate the abdomen, pain on each side, x-ray indicates kidney stones … we gotta cut this one open. Strap 'em down and gimme a scalpel! Screw the urologist, he keeps beating me at golf!”
“Let’s see… palpate the abdomen, pain on each side or just one, x-ray indicates no kidney stones … aaah, we can send him home. If the appendix bursts, well, that’s a cadaver for the school.”
I loved that game! After killing about 70 patients in surgery, I managed to perform a successful appendectomy.
I had successfully opened up about 5 patients and was unable to find the appendix before I realized I was on the wrong side of the body (I forgot that the left and right referred to the patient’s left and right, not the left and right side of the screen).