Yeah, me too - out of anything that ought to be spoilered in this thread, pissing in a stiff breeze isn’t even in the top 10. Sorry.
As stated previously, my kids have 4 legs.
Today was the second time I’ve had to ‘help’ my shitzu <appropriate name right now> get poop out of his butt.
I am not a dog person, but I must really love this furry thing.