For those of you wavering on the election fence.

You just have to love election year. :smiley:

Got this email this morning from someone I vaguely know. No doubt some of you have already seen it, but it’s a thing of beauty and should be preserved.
It’s good to have the facts at hand so you can make informed decisions. :smack:

snort Unbridled abortion. Watch out - the abortionist gang is coming. They’re doing it on streetcorners now.

I understand the pro-gay and pro-choice votes being troubling to the people who are obviously the target audience (although their votes are probably already accounted for), but what’s so wrong with an environmental surcharge on gasoline? You have to spin that somehow to even make it sound like a negative thing.

Y’know, even if it’s all true…good on him for keeping it under wraps for so long! This is a man who knows a thing or two about security and how to project a reality! This skill is vital to the role of the leader of the US. I’ll bet he’s never been photographed with a boil on his cheek!

Illuminati, Communist, Senator … Damn, how could I NOT vote for him ??

I forgot to include the chunk at the end of the email.

I loved the air of secrecy, especially as it was in the bulk mail inbox. But still, I do feel special.

Good God - I’d better hope my coworker doesn’t get that email from his mom! We’ll never hear the end of it.

No, Avarie537 I think you’re missing a real opportunity here for some great chuckles. Pass it on to your coworker. If things go Kerry’s way, you’ve got four years of entertainment ahead of you.

Bolded material in this post is from the e-mail quoted in the OP.

The Illuminati’s personnel directors carefully groomed young John Kerry from the start. First, they changed his family name to Kerry, from Kohn. Kohn, of course, shows Kerry’s true heritage as a Jew. … Kerry also was instructed to join the Catholic Church, again a strong suit in the heavily Catholic state of Massachusetts.

Well, if the Illuminati were involved, they came onto the scene long before John was born. From this site::

His full name, John Forbes Kerry, was chosen for him so his initials would be “JFK,” to subconsciously implant in people’s minds the Kennedy mystique.

So John Fitzgerald Kennedy’s rise to the presidency was obviously foreordained by 1943, when John Forbes Kerry was born. Hmmm, the Illuminati must have arranged the future 35th President’s service on PT-109 just as surely as that famously secret organization planted the prospective 44th Chief Executive on that notorious Swift boat!

In 1965, John Kerry, Jewish son of a wealthy Wall Street family, the Kohns of New York and Boston

Ah, but since his mother (whose maiden name was Forbes) is of Scottish heritage, John himself isn’t (by even the cultural definition) a Jew. Nice try, whoever wrote the e-mail, but you really ought to pay more heed to editing and fact-checking before you release your next effort… :wally