If you see the ads here, you’ve no doubt noticed the woman in the blue underwear for the “The #1 trick to MELT belly fat while SLEEPING (effective 83.5% of the time)” ad. I totally have a crush on her.
Sure, generally I need the eyes and the smile before I fully develop a crush on someone, and this ad only shows the woman’s midsection as she pinches her soft belly, but seeing her over and over again in such a short period of time I’ve developed a familiarity that had served as a steady foundation for a full crush. Kinda wanna marry her.
Note: the fact that this woman is being used in a weight loss ad is kind of a symbol of everything that is wrong with society. If you look like her, don’t let the internet make you think you need to lose weight. Ads are evil.