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[Colophon]

On my four-mile drive home from the station tonight I counted nine foxes crossing the road. I normally see one or two, but nine? Where have they all come from?

[SPOOFE]

Well, a mommy fox and a daddy fox put on some Barry White, go to their fox hole, and fuck like rabbits. Some time later, little baby foxes are born, half of them survive, and grow up to run across the road.

[Larry_Mudd]

I don’t know where they came from, but maybe they were on their way to a Mongol wedding:

All her relations … accompany the bride with her father and mother… They go to the new hut prepared for them; three men are sent to the bridegroom in his old hut, and the greatest drinkers are chosen for this purpose. On entering, the first says, “We are come to see your dwelling, and to fix posts before your door.” They then kneel on one knee before the firs. An ayach is filled with koumiss, and handed by two men to the three kneeling, each of whom empties an ayach at three draughts. They then rise and go out, all the company saluting them with one cheer. Three others enter; the first with nine sables, the second with nine foxes, and the third with 27 ermine skins; these they hang on a peg in the chief corner of the hut, and retire. Then a number of women conduct the bride … to the hut; the entrance has a wooden bar placed across it, but of no strength, which the bride breaks with her breast, and enters the hut.