I’m surprised no one picked up on this earlier, but the ‘t’ in “chat” is silent, it’s pronounced “shah”, which is why as a kid I wondered why Iran used to be ruled by a cat.
You too? Lovely girl, wasn’t she?
And a right friendly lass she was, too. 
Unless it’s a female cat, chatte.
Yeah, but chatte is sort of a dirty word in French too.