Hermit: “What’s your name?”
Monster: “Huunngghhh!”
Hermit: “I didn’t get that…”
Running up to Elizabeth and making like Dr Frankenstein…
Eyegore: “Darling!”
Elizabeth: “Hello…?”
(grabs her hand)
Eyegore: “Surprised?”
Eleizabeth: “Well… yes.”
Eyegore: “Miss me?”
Elizabeth: “I…”
Eyegore: “Love me?”
Elizabeth: “Umm no I …”
Eyegore: “Great (slaps hands together) Lets turn in!”
Was it me or was Elizabeth a lil overcome by the vapours?
Eyegore: “Well its going to be a long night. If you need any help with the girls…”
And of course
Eyegore: “Walk this way.” (hobbles down stairs with a small cane…then turns and hands the cane to Frankenstein who begins to mimic him perfectly…then realizes what the hell he is doing.)
Feldman is a genius…
Oh yea…if you ever wanted to read the original screenplay, go here: http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/young.shtml
Its interesting…there was a lot of lines changed that people have named here…and apparently the shvinstuker was 19 inches!
“WOOF” indeed!
See, I always thought he was looking at the camera and thinking “That’s good stuff!”
Elevate me. Right here?..Right now?..
Hey, where all de white women at??
Only a small hijack. We usually watch them as a double. And all my favourite quotes have been taken.
As long as we’re hijacking…
“Has anybody got any dimes? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.”
Aw shucks! Mongo straight!
The little pecker shot me in the ass!
That’s “Hedley” !!!
The “little pecker” was “a little sonofabitch” though, wasn’t he?
“Are we awake?”
“Are we… black?”
“Yes, we are.”
“Then we’re awake, but we’re very very puzzled…”
I like the book title: How I Did It by Viktor Frankenstein.
“Pardon me while I whip this out”
Charlie: Bart! You shifty nigger, they said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right, Charlie.
Oh my God! I can’t believe that I JUST got this one after 20 years of watching this movie!
Bart: Candygram for Mongo!
Mongo: Me Mongo.
Bart: Sign please.
Mongo: Mongo like candy!
<Cue Warner Brothers music>
BOOM!
Hedley: Governor, I’d like to introduce you to the new Sheriff of Rock Ridge.
LePetomane (gesturing as Bart follows): Are you crazy, can’t you see this man is a (looks at Bart) Ni…Heh. (Drags Lamar over.) Can’t you see this man is a Ni?
Bart: All they want is a piece of land to call their own.
Olsen Johnson: (huddles with citizens) All right, we’ll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish.
Lili: It’s twue! IT’S TWUE!
Can’t you see this man is a nit!
You’ve been watching too much Monty Python.
And my all-time favorite story about this movie, which is that Mel Brooks says they cut that scene.
Lili: Tell me sherriff, is it twue what they says about your people?
[sound of zipper the size of Godzilla]
Lili: It’s twue! IT’S TWUE!
[Then the line Mel swears they cut]
Bart: Excuse me ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.
“Elevate me!”
“Right here?”
Damn… I just realized that Little Bird beat me to that one.
Mr. Amanita was considering buying some Ovaltine last weekend during our grocery shop, and I had to warn him that if he brought it into our house, I would be constitutionally incapable of refraining from repeating this entire exchange every night. Young Frankenstein is the most-quoted movie by far in the Amanita household.
Mr. Amanita was following me up the stairs at our old house once, and I happened to have my bra in my hands. (My bras tend to accumulate near the front door of my house, as I generally take them off as soon as I enter.) I turned to him and said in a Frau Blucher voice, “Stay close to the brassiere. The staircase can be treacherous.” He had to sit down on the steps and laugh for a while before he could continue.
" BLOO-HA!"
Frankenstien: Fronk-en-steen.
Igor: Eh?
F: It’s pronounced Fronk-en-steen.
I: D’you also say Froderick?
F: No, it’s Frederick.
I: Well, why isn’t it Froderick Fronkensteen?
F: It’s not; it’s Frederick Fronkensteen. Are you Igor?
I: It’s pronounced Eyegor.
<at dinner> <paraphrased>
F: Oh, I’m glad you like it.
I: …Are you talking to me?
F: Well, yes, you made a yummy sound.
I: I didn’t make a yummy sound.
F: Yes, you did. I heard you!
I: It wasn’t me.
F: Well, see here, if it wasn’t you, and it wasn’t me…<pauses in calculating thought>
Elizabeth (combing hair) :…Glory, glory, alleluia, His truth is marching on, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum…
F: Sit down.
I: (sits on floor next to F.)
F: No, no, up here.
I: Oh. THANK you. (sits on desk.)
Constable: D’you need a hand?
F: (holding up corpse’s hand as his own, as it has fallen out of the coffin.) No, no. I’ve got one. (Stamps ground twice, hand lifts.)
Pirate!
Hedley: What did you do?
Wilder: Stampeded cattle
Hedley: thats not very criminal ( paraphrase)
Wilder:through the Vatican
Hedley: kiiiiiinnnkkyyyyy…
I cant hear the word kinky without thinking of that scene
And Marty Feldman’s migrating hump in YF…“wasn’t in on the other shoulder?” “Oh” *shrugs it onto the other shoulder that put me on the floor literally the first time I saw it…
“Care for a little roll in ze hay? Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!”