Fred Phelps is dying.

I was just kidding. I wouldn’t picket.

Well I guess we can all get back to our sinning again now that the good shepherd has passed.

Wait - were we supposed to stop? Dammit.

If a guy punches you in the snoot, and you punch him back, are you as bad as he is?

Psssttt… he’s dead. He won’t notice.

Such moral insight! I award you ONE MILLYUN NOBEL PRIZES!!11!!!

If he sucker punches me and dies, he’s no longer a threat to me. I wouldn’t punch him then. If he is still attacking me, I defend myself. Phelps is dead, he can’t bother anyone anymore.

How’s this for irony: A Kansas law passed specifically to curtail WBC stupid funeral protests will be the very same law that insures no one can picket Phelps’ funeral with in 300 yards.

Of the dead speak nothing but good.

Fred Phelps is dead. Good.

If you want to protest Fred Phelps in a way that can really make an impact consider making a donation to an LGBT charity. When applicable, designate your donation as “In memorial” or “In honor” of Fred Phelps.

You know, a fellow could make a pretty good living selling 48 oz. Super Dooper Mega Giga Gulps outside the cemetery for all those people who would like to piss on Fred’s grave.

I highly recommend the cover by Fishbone

So, Fred has died.

That’s sort of the period at the end of a really long, really unnecessary sentence.

A moment of non-silence…

Ok, I’ve been moderating my comments in threads and on facebook about this. But just to have one moment of giving in to my baser instincts…The asshole should have died 30 years ago, or never been born at all. He’s nothing more than blowhard that should never have been given a national voice. The pain his hatred caused so many people mourning their dead friends and relatives should be felt by his family in equal measure to what they were party to. Fuck the lot of them.

Psst…

It wasn’t original with you, either.

Another thought I had. They say that only the good die young. He lived to 84.

Oh, I wasn’t the one that said it earlier in here. : p

This is a good point.

In fact, he probably helped the cause of gay rights slightly. He was so nuts that nobody wanted to be associated with him, which probably pushed at least a few people closer to gay-positive (or at least gay-neutral) opinions.