Fred Willard arrested in a porno theater

So do the theater seats have those clear plastic covers, like a grandma’s couch?

His real age is apparently a mystery. Wikipedia lists both 72 and 78. I’ve seen an article where it’s given as 76.

Then why was he “standing at attention?”

Though it says he graduated from Virginia Military Institute in 1955, which would have been very unlikely for a 15 year old.

It’s just been announced that Fred will be offered a diversion program reserved for “youthful & first time offenders” so if he takes the plea deal he won’t have a conviction on his record, and hopefully he can go on to lead a productive life and not join the ranks of young delinquents flooding the system…:smiley:

Sit in the back row with a water pistol filled with Jergen’s Lotion. Squirt randomly into the rows ahead of you.

Pat McDougal was quoted as saying. “Oh my…”

And agent Mike LaFontaine asked “Hey, wha’ happened?!”

Back in the days when they had story lines, yes. Heck, I remember attending the premiere of an x-rated film (Outlaw Ladies) at the Dove theater in Kansas City, Missouri that had a red carpet and limousines.

Robert Kerman, who starred in Outlaw Ladies and various other adult films, was in the 2002 Spider-Man as, funnily, the “tugboat captain.”

So you’re saying that even though the Tiki Theatre

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it’s primarily patronized by gay men? Are they so closeted that they can’t even bring themselves to watch gay porn?

New York Post headline: PBS shines light on Willard yanking

With the emphasis on shaved genitals, it’s pretty rare to find a red carpet at a porno film anymore.

Honestly.

He was in a porn theatre, not a kiddie’s playpen.

They shouldda just left the ol’ fella alone with his ol’ fella.

Actually, yes. A closeted guy would be very paranoid about being seen entering a gay porn theater . . . not so paranoid about straight porn, especially if there’s a hot guy up on the screen.

But I think Willard had just taken the baton, as it were, from Ernest Borgnine.

From your link:

snerk.

They had some great red carpets in those days - Lisa De Leeuw, Shanna McCullough, Colleen Brennen…

What is it about guys wanting to go to a public place, in this case a porno theater,mto have a public wank?

So many ways to get porno now without leaving the home, so what makes a 72 year oldmgo to a theater, sit down, and yank away?

I am wondering if there is some sort of social need for some guys to get together and jerk off? I have never, not once in my life, wanted to jerk off with other guys, but maybe I don’t know what I’m missing. Anyone here want to share their personal experinces in their own local Pussycat theater?

I’ve never been to a porno theater, but I’ve always thought that this was basically happened at these theaters. Certainly, people don’t sit down to watch the movie for the plot. Out of 10 people in the theater, isn’t it a safe bet that 9 of them have their dicks in their hands?

Which brings me to another question… Why are cops wasting time in these places? Can’t they go any showing and arrest anyone in there? They aren’t hurting anyone. There aren’t any kids in there watching gramps go at it. The only person who suffers is the poor bastard who has to clean up between shows.

Let the 72 year old have his wank… Or shut down the theater. Or better yet… Why not have some kids teach these old bastards how to search for it on the Internet? Everyone goes home happy.

Many times, at least there (mind you I don;t know this from personal experience, but I had gay friends in Hollywood, and it’s even in a Yelp review) you could get someone to yank it for you. So, it’s a social thing. And even if you don’t want anyone else touching you, you may get excited watching others wank.

The LAPD are pretty homophobic. And, like many PD’s they’d rather do Vice busts than actual dangerous police work. What’s interesting is that LA likely has pile of unserved Felony warrants as the “police have just so many resources”.:rolleyes:

Good question, I don’t get the appeal either. I didn’t know xxx theaters existed anymore. Clearly it is fulfilling some need watching porn in private doesn’t.