Fred Willard arrested in a porno theater

Sanchez did a radio interview in the morning with remarks aimed at Jon Stewart and then made (what were interpreted as Anti Semetic) comments about CNN management…he was fired that afternoon.

Interpreted as anti-semetic, because it was anti-semetic.

I admit, I’ve never been to a porn theatre, but I just don’t get the point if you’re not allowed/expected to, um, relieve yourself in such a way. Are you supposed to watch the porno for its story line and cinematography?

From the transcripts that I read…yeah…you’re right.

And now I’ll never be able to watch Wall-e again

Inspecting strip joints is a tough job but someone’s got to do it.

What a Bozo. Bad, Bad, Bad Clown.

The poor man had to endure a penis reduction surgery. Leave him be.

I think the manager of the theatersaid it bestwhen he discussed the impact that these frequent police inspections of the establishment have had on his business:

I’m surprised he didn’t go with the Uncle Leo defense when collared.

Times may have changed, but I once visited a Pussycat Theater with a girlfriend (to see Deep Throat, I think) and almost every seat was taken. There were no private booths, and except for a man breathing heavily a few seats over, it would have been difficult for much “action” to take place without someone noticing.

Well, that’s a plus. Normally, I like Fred Willard (though not as much as he loves himself, apparently), but he was the worst thing about that disappointing movie.

Here we go with the cops picking up the easy issues instead of fighting crime. I want to know if the cops hang out there waiting for someone famous to walk in before they bust the place.

Geez, there’s so much worse going on in the world. Go fight some real crime!

Nope. It’s a little sleazy place, mostly for gay guys to masturbate in public or each other. No one who goes there could possibly be shocked by a dude jerking off.

The LAPD are basically raiding the place as they are notorious homophobes.

So, is it necessary to see the first four Hairy Bears in order to understand what’s going on in Hairy Bear 5?

maybe he was polishing his oscar.

He was performing a one-man-show (so to speak). Yeah, that’s it, he was rehearsing for his upcoming (heh) “Tribute to Ernest Borgnine”.

And he knew it was the porno theater. Just wait until he walks into the gentleman’s club!

They’re looking for help to relieve themselves. Or they could be doing a drug drop or picking up a hooker, lots of things. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re totally past it.

Wasn’t there a major porn bust up north in San Francisco a few days ago?

Knotable Knockers #17?