A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood drive…
Killer carnivorous rabbits
with big, sharp, pointy teeth.
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
One of Shaw’s, one of Shaw’s.
sodding was not.
Get off my lawn!
Scotts Turf Builder
Scots, wha hae wi’ Wallace bled, Scots, wham Bruce has aften led; Welcome to your gory bed, Or to victory!
Robert Burns gives me a headache.
The Forever War
The Phoney War
Sitzkrieg
Revenge of the Sith
Darth Maul
Double-blade light sabre
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Good ol’ Ron Popeil.
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