Free Association v2.0 (Part 1)

Some exclusions apply.

Law of the Excluded Middle

The Law West of the Pecos

The Law of Life

I am the Law!

I Am Henry the Eighth, I Am

I am Spartacus!

Spartacus is revolting!

So is haggis!

No true Scotsman

If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!

Mike Myers

We have three sizes: wee, not so wee, and friggin’ HUGE!

The size printed here is misleading.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

Fun house mirror

Now you can be taller than she is!

stilt-walker

The Ghost Who Walks

Africa