The I95 Asshole Song
Everybody’s got one!
One should suffice, Your Grace.
Grace Slick
Grace Kelly
-"“BB”-
Albert II
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
No.
Is your refrigerator running?
Marathon
victory
election deniers
Vote early, and vote often!
It’s the Chicago way!
political machine
Dead men don’t vote.
Nor can they go “whaaasssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp…”
The humidity!
It’s not the heat!
It’s a dry heat.
What’s the name of this here gulch? Dry.