Dig yo’self
Laz’rus, dig yo’self
(I want you to dig!)
I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that’s not the shape of my heart
Hart to Hart
Gary Hart
Monkey Business
Maurice Chevalier’s passport
With pictures of little girls?
Lewis Carroll
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
Alice doesn’t live here anymore.
I need to know where I can get anything I want.
I don’t want a lawyer to tell me what I can’t do; I want a lawyer to tell me how I can do what I want to do!
You don’t want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer.
I need a wartime consigliere!
You don’t want a baseball player; you want a stable pony. Yeah? Well, my Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the Flavor of the Month"s dick in the bus leagues! Well, fuck this fucking game!
Hit the bull mascot twice - also a new league record
Bull Durham is a better baseball movie than Field of Dreams. Yeah, I said it.
And Major League is better than both of them combined. So there!
But Justice League was a disappointment.
So was the Joker sequel.