That wasn’t no brimstone I smelled.
Phew! Shrek just peeled another layer off that onion.
stanky
Spanky McFarland
Our Gang
Sunday Will Never Be the Same
Sunday, Bloody Sunday!
Sleep in instead of going to church
Our Lady of the Soft and Comfy Bed
Our Lady of Perpetual Wind
The Order of the Leaping Beryllians
Beryllium sphere
We… pretended. We lied.
If’n you ain’t the grandaddy of all liars! I told you I’d shoot! But you didn’t believe me! Why didn’t you believe me?
Liar, liar, pants on fire/
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire
Liar, Liar, pants on fire
Hanging from a telephone wire
(That was my school’s variation, but admittedly @ llikewise’s version makes more sense.)
There they go, making it about them.
Narcissism
Oval Office, these days