My Hotpoint refrigerator is making sounds like halleberryhalleberryhalleberryhallyberryhalleberry! Oh, wait, it’s hairybellyhairybellyhairybelly.
…fonty.
Møøse
Sacked!
Dana Whitaker: “My brother got two sacks!”
Last week the Royal Festival Hall saw the first performance of a new symphony by one of the world’s leading modern composers, Arthur ‘Two Sheds’ Jackson. Mr. Jackson.
Toucan Sam
Two can play at that game
Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
It takes two to tango.
The horizontal tango
The beast with two backs
Right here?! Right NOW?! In the middle of the store?!
I’m not even supposed to be here!
I wish there were such a thing as the opposite of a restraining order.
The Opposite Of Sex
Chastity
Purity Ring
“Let Freedom Ring”
Let my people go!