Elmo was declared 4-F for being ticklish.
But he was never Elvish.
Was he an Elvish impersonator?
Well, the world’s in a great commotion,
From the Misty Mountains back to the Shire,
The Hobbits are sneakin’ the One Ring
From the frying pan into the Fire.
“From somewhere we gotta get a hero” –
That’s what the bards all sing,
But they never expected the rockin’ and rollin’ I bring –
It’s the return of the King.
The Return of the King, Uh-Huh, by Tom Smith.
If you go down in the streets today, baby, you better,
You better open your eyes.
Folk down there really don’t care, really don’t care, don’t care, really don’t
Which, which way the pressure lies,
So I’ve decided what I’m gonna do now.
So I’m packing my bags for the Misty Mountains
Where the spirits go now,
Over the hills where the spirits fly, ooh.
I really don’t know
Yearning for Middle-earth.
Would you settle for Midgard?
Right Guard antiperspirant
Speed Stick
Autostick transmission
NASCAR, baby!
I want to go FAST!
But you need to EAT something!
And DON’T eat fast. Remember to chew each bite 47 times.
Chewie, get us out of here!
Help me, Mr. Wizard!
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome, time for this one to come home.
Inside-the-park homer
Steve Bartman
Do the Bartman!