Puss-in-Boots
Meow!
catfight!
F*ck you kitty, you’re gonna spend the night/ Outside!
Bring in the dog and put out the cat / Yakety yak
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then the cat will stay out for the night
Get that cat outta here!
Johnny Carson
Carnac the Magnificent
Ibis the Invincible
I is for Iris, wide-eyed and frozen
J is for Junior, walled in by a docent
X is for xylophone, because x is always for xylophone.
A is for 'orses, for 'orses eat 'ay.
A for ism
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears
camping trip gone wrong
REI’s Presidents Day Sale on peanut butter-coated tents
Yum yum!
Reese’s Teepees
Angel Reese