“Stick 'em up!”
“This looks like a job… for Superman!”
Look! Up in the sky!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a frog!
Kiss enough frogs, and you might find yourself a prince.
Prince Albert in a can
Is your refrigerator running?
You look ravished, I mean, ravishing!
What’s that in the road? A head?
4 out of 5 dads will get this joke.
The fifth will just shake his head ruefully.
The oaks just shake their heads
-“BB”-
The sound of one hand clapping
koan.
I’m drawing a blank.
irony
Rain on your wedding day.
(C’mon…you know everyone was thinking it.)
Someone left the cake out in the rain.