Dr. Dumbass was nominated by the Nobel Committee for Dumbass Laureate of the Year.
Hey! I resemble that!
Doppelganger
Changeling
That reminds me: tomorrow I change my socks.
Oil change
Oil Can Harry
Harry the Hat
Tip o’ the hat
Tip O’Neill
“All politics is local.”
“They are who we thought they were.”
Known knowns
Donald Rumsfeld
known unknowns
He puts the moron in oxymoron.
She puts the fun in fundamentalism.
Fundies Gone Mental!
Mental Floss