Free Association v2.0 (Part 2)

Slumdog Millionaire

“A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking real money.”
— apocryphal quote attributed to Senator Everett M. Dirksen

-“BB”-

“Just imagine what he could have done if he was rich!”
Apocryphal quote by John D. Rockefeller at the funeral of Andrew Carnegie

Q: What’s the best way to simulate yachting?
A: Stand in a cold shower, tearing up hundred-dollar bills.

Q: How do you make a small fortune farming?
A: Start with a large fortune.

-“BB”-

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Red swingline stapler

Swing Time

It Don’t Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)

We’re In the Money

Money for Nothing

Money isn’t everything

-“BB”-

…but it sure is way ahead of whatever’s in second place.

The love of money is the root of all Trump.

Filthy lucre!

…. and money is evil too!

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn

Klaatu… Barada… N…necktie… Nectar… Nickel… It’s an ‘N’ word, it’s definitely an ‘N’ word!

Uh-oh! You’re not supposed to say the N-word.

Is dropping the F-bomb allowed?

I dunno, but I crop-dusted my boss the other day.