I want some of what you’re drinking, Professor. You’re quite loquacious this evening. 
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Mieleni minun tekevi, aivoni ajattelevi
lähteäni laulamahan, saa’ani sanelemahan,
sukuvirttä suoltamahan, lajivirttä laulamahan.
Sanat suussani sulavat, puhe’et putoelevat,
kielelleni kerkiävät, hampahilleni hajoovat.
Yerbum parva
Lana alba tamquam nix Aliquam erat
Et ubique locorum et quod Maria abiit
Agnus certus ire.
Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
One potato, two potato…
Red duck, green duck, blue duck, gray duck. <takes off running>
And now for something completely different.
Works on both counts. 
In play: Assessor.
Butt of course.
Comptroller General
Chancellor of the Exchequer
Jonathan Chance
Jonathan Carroll
Tom Robbins
Tim Robbins
Robins are the first sign of spring.