Free Association

Triple dog dare!

Double backflip with a half-twist.

My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row: one, two, three, four, five, splits, spread-eagles, back-flips, flip-flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show we’re at the hotel Cicero, the three of us boozin’, having a few laughs, and we run out of ice, so I run out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there’s Veronica and Charlie doing number 17, the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock that I completely blacked out; I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.

Cool story, bro.

And all this time I thought Mrs. Pepperwinkle was a woman.

You can ask Seinfeld, but I think the Prof. was telling The Dirtiest Joke In The World!

Ain’t any-a youse guys seen Chicago? That’s from Cell Block Tango.

I loved Queen Latifah in that movie.

In play:

Veronica Lake

“Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid…”

Frostbite Falls

Gidney & Cloyd

Little green men

little jockey shorts

These pants are like a cheap hotel…

Rent-by-the-hour.

Revolving door

In and out…

Secret Menu

There’s love in every bite.