Apply directly to the forehead!
It slices, it dices, it julienne fries!
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Hi! I’M BILLY MAYS! BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO HELP YOU SAVE WITH ZOMBIE OFF, A NEW WONDER PRODUCT YOU’LL WONDER HOW YOU LIVED WITHOUT!
Operators are standing by.
Smooth Operator
J B Smoove
J C Penney
ha’penny
Miss Moneypenny
Mr. Money Bags
A pair of Monocles
A drink in each hand (for the monocles to drop into upon becoming surprised)
worth two in the bush
beating around the bush
The monkey chased the weasel
Well, I am just a monkey man…
Barrel of Monkeys
monkey see, monkey do