Oh Christmas Tree
Oh d@mn cat, after the ornaments again!
If a tree falls in your living room…
…does Santa hear it?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.
Accidentally on purpose.
“HE did it!” <points to brother>
"Mommmm, Kat knocked over the lamp and is blaming me for it 'cos shewaskickingtheballinthehouse!!!
Time out
Grounded
Ground ball
cry baby
Santa baby
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
All I Want for Christmas is You
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you the merriest, the merriest,
O the merriest, Yes, the merriest
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is just a dream.