Grit, America’s Greatest Family Newspaper
Good evening, Mr. & Mrs. America, let’s go to press.
Stop the presses!
Press On Regardless
Lee Press-On Nails
nails on a chalkboard
squeaky chalk
Like chalk and cheese
like couches and cat hairs
hairballs
Got any hair on yer balls?
Ever have your scrotum shaved?
shivering
damp
Swampy
Spinner & Paddlefoot
Yes?
BIP: Empty tackle box
dig up worms
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll go eat worms
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas