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Oil
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bullshit!
horse shit
Shit on a shingle.
chickenpox
Herpes
is forever.
temporary
insanity
peppers
‘White-boy’ hot, please. 
No anchovies, please
Or I keeel you.
keelhaul
keel over
heart attack
panic attack