Keep Calm and Carry on
You fill me with ennui.
Whereas the baker merely fills me with bread.
Panem et circenses
fat and happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
You gave away 27 million DOLLARS?!
Princess Mgabo wants to give me $10,000,000 to invest!
Ah, the old Nigerian Pyramid Spam gambit, eh?
419 scam
Your Wells Fargo account has been compromised.
The Wells Fargo wagon is coming down the street
Watch where you step.
Don’t step on your watch, it’d hardly be timely
We’ve strapped John Cameron Swayze, wearing a Timex, to this outboard motor…
Strap on dildo
Strap on Bilbo!
Baggins! Baggins! We hates it forever!!
Baggins of Bag End
Shire