Up shit creek without a paddle
Good lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise!
River, stay away from my door.
Towels! I need towels now!
Won’t somebody think of the children!
EH - 
Women and children first
A modest proposal.
Marry me.
Show me the prenup.
Let’s just cohabitate.
Marriage is the building block of civilization. Without it, society will collapse.
The collapse of the family unit
Dogs and cats living together - total chaos!
Add a parakeet, gerbils, a snake and a monitor lizard - now that’s chaos!
Hey, gerbils don’t go there!
What has Richard Gere been up to lately, anyway?
Haven’t you seen the ads for The Second Best Marigold Hotel?
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
en pointe