'Ello, 'ello, 'ello - what’s all this, then?
Who’s on first?
Well, this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead!
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think
Pearls before swine.
Age before beauty
age and guile beat youth and enthusiasm
“Don’t be a luddy-duddy! Don’t be a mooncalf! Don’t be a jabbernowl! You’re not those, are you?”
“There’s no crying in baseball! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!”
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.
Tears of a clown
Vietnam War
Waist Deep In The Big Muddy
Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He’s got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun
Born in the U S A
Orson Bean
Stanley Phartuccio
Simon and Gar Farkle
Garfunkel and Oates