A wizard named… Tim?
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Do not meddle in the affairs of filkers, for they are quick and people remember funny songs.
Do not make up faux-portentous warnings, for they are annoying and likely to provoke.
crying “wolf”
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
His hair was perfect.
Sipping a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s
He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim
Breathe in, breathe out.
Inspire, expire.
Roll me in a sheet and toss me by the railroad tracks.
Roll me up and smoke me when I die.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Thank you for not smoking.
Smoke’em if you got’em.
Rauchen verboten
Ceci n’est pas une pipe
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Gitchi gitchi yaya dada