Shit on a shingle
inedible
unforgettable
Nat King Cole
Old King Cole
Cole Younger
Younger Than Springtime
Older than dirt
Cleaner than a bar of soap
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Pontius Pilate
God Is My Co-Pilot
Godfrey Daniels
Jack Daniels, of course.
Flammable sneeze.
Ill timed while camping
Happy camper
Happy Gilmore
Happy Quinn
Quinn the Eskimo.
Alaskan Malamute